Perhaps the most important tee you’ll ever need. You’re not in those files. Proclaim it. Let the world know. Just make sure to search the files first…this is not something you should make a mistake about.

Product Features – Because Even Schmucks Deserve Quality:

• Shoulder tape for staying strong when the lightning strikes.

• Seamless design—because your shirt should look as smooth as your excuses.

• Ribbed collar that refuses to quit, just like your questionable opinions.

• Made from solid, smooth-as-thunder fabric that screams in color.

• Ethically conjured from 100% US cotton—eco-friendly, baby! Yeah!

Care Instructions – Or Just Let Nature Do It (But Don’t):

• Non-chlorine bleach: in case you spill thunder juice.

• No ironing—this shirt already has enough heat.

• Dry cleaning? Thunder, please.

• Machine wash cold (like your ex’s heart).

• Tumble dry low, unlike your expectations.