Embrace your sacred schmuckdom. This Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee is more than just a shirt—it’s a wearable sermon for the humble, the hopeful, and the self-aware who drop to their knees for the reasons that matter. Whether you’re leading the congregation of chaos or quietly judging from the back pew, this tee lets the world know you walk the path of righteousness with just a hint of sanctimony.

Designed for comfort and conviction, it’s perfect for casual enlightenment or semi-formal redemption. Ideal for birthdays, holidays, baptisms of fire, awkward family reunions, or any gathering where your sanctimonious schmuck energy deserves the spotlight. Blessed with breathable fabric and divine durability, this shirt was made for year-round devotion to comfort and style.

Product features

• Shoulder tape for unshakable moral support and garment integrity

• Seamless design, just like your transition from sinner to saint and back again

• Ribbed collar that keeps its shape—unlike your belief system in college

• Smooth, strong cotton canvas for gospel-level printing clarity

• Ethically made with 100% US cotton—because even schmucks can be sustainable

Care instructions

• Non-chlorine: bleach as needed (confess your sins, but gently)

• Do not iron (wrinkles are holy)

• Do not dry clean (too fancy for us)

• Machine wash cold (cleanse your shirt, not your soul)

• Tumble dry low (like your expectations)