Go ahead. Say it with your chest.

Subtlety is for cowards—and this shirt didn’t come here to whisper. The “Go Schmuck Yourself” tee is your personal billboard for telling the world exactly where to stick it, without wasting a single breath. Whether you’re dealing with micromanagers, mansplainers, or your third passive-aggressive group text of the day, this shirt has one job: burn bridges faster than you can block contacts.

Crafted from heavyweight cotton and a heavier dose of contempt, it’s perfect for casual Fridays, uncomfortable Thanksgivings, or any time someone dares to test your patience. Classic fit. Timeless message. Zero tolerance.

Product features

• Reinforced shoulders to handle the weight of everyone else’s incompetence.

• Seamless design because you’re done dealing with things that fall apart under pressure.

• Ribbed collar that snaps back harder than your comebacks.

• Fabric tough enough to outlast your last three “it’s complicated” situations.

• 100% ethically-sourced US cotton, because even rage can be responsibly made.

Care instructions

• Wash cold, like your soul.

• Tumble dry low, like your tolerance.

• Do not iron—this attitude doesn’t wrinkle.

• No dry cleaning. This shirt doesn’t mingle with the soft.