Derp Tee – For Fellow Magnificent Schmucks

Finally, a shirt that matches your life choices! This “Derp” tee is perfect for those moments when you’ve said something spectacularly dumb, walked into a glass door, or tried to push a door that clearly says “pull” again. Some of us have been there – now you can advertise it.

This unisex heavy cotton tee is designed for comfort during your daily mishaps and mental lapses. Whether you’re the person who forgets their own phone number, puts salt in your coffee, or asks “what?” three times before giving up, this shirt gets you.

Ideal for awkward social situations, brain fog days, or when you want to let people know upfront that you’re probably not the sharpest tool in the shed – and you’re oddly proud of it.

Product Features:

• Shoulder tape for stability and derpability
• Seamless design reduces fabric waste, enhancing appearance
• Ribbed collar maintains shape and elasticity
• Crafted from strong, smooth fabric for vibrant schmuckery
• Ethically made with 100% US cotton for sustainable fashion

Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold (max 30°C/90°F) (that’s the blue one, not the red one)
• Tumble dry low heat (the shirt, you derp)
• Non-chlorine bleach as needed
• Do not iron
• Do not dry clean