FOR SCHMUCKS ONLY.

Add a tragic splash of “personality” to your already cluttered life with our obnoxiously vibrant Kiss-Cut Stickers—because subtlety is clearly not your thing. Slap them on your laptop, journal, window, or whatever surface you’ve already ruined with poor taste. These glossy, look-at-me eyesores scream “I peaked in middle school” and are exclusively designed for individuals who confuse “self-expression” with “please pay attention to me.”

Whether you’re desperately trying to stand out at a birthday party you weren’t invited to, or you just need one morereason for strangers to judge you silently, these stickers are the perfect, cringeworthy accessory. Great for gifting to other schmucks in your life who think “quirky” is a personality trait.

Product features

• Glossy finish to blind anyone unfortunate enough to look

• Industrial-strength adhesive—like your grip on bad ideas

• Printed with eco-friendly inks, because even schmucks should pretend to care

• Comes in white or transparent: like your sense of identity

• Bubble-free application (you’ll still mess it up somehow)

Care instructions

• Gently wipe with a soft cloth, or don’t. It’s already ruined.