Contempt for the Customer Shot Glass: Because You Don’t Deserve Better

Behold: a 1.5oz cylinder of glass that says, “This is the peak of your ambition.” Designed not with love, but with the cold efficiency of someone who knows you’ll buy anything if it promises a buzz. It’s not here to impress—it’s here because you clicked “Add to Cart” at 2am while spiraling. Again.

Perfect for holidays you ruin, parties you weren’t really invited to, or just standing alone in your kitchen thinking, “Maybe one more.” Whether you’re a self-proclaimed mixologist or just trying to forget your PIN number, this shot glass exists solely to enable. You’re welcome.

Product Features:

• Dishwasher-safe, because we know you’re not

• Colors as loud as your excuses

• Clear glass to remind you what poor life choices look like

• Thick, heavy base—like your skull

• Built to restaurant standards, though you clearly have none

Care Instructions:

• Top rack only—just like your therapy bills

• Or hand wash, if you’re into performative redemption arcs