Buckle up, Meatbags! The revolution is definitely not televised—it’s embroidered. This unapologetic mesh cap comes in two stylish warnings: red (for danger) and black (for despair). With “Buckle up, Meatbags!” boldly emblazoned across the front, you’re not just wearing a hat—you’re issuing a warning to the masses (or at least your barista).

The rear mesh won’t stop solar radiation, space debris, or the collapse of society, but it will keep your scalp slightly less sweaty while you sing the song of angry men. Whether you’re marching toward your next errand or simply standing at the barricades of your local music festival, this cap ensures you’re ready for anything—emotionally, at least.

Product Features:

• Comes in two ominous shades: Revolutionary Red and Dystopia Black

• Adjustable strap to fit heads full of dreams (or just caffeine and bad decisions)

• Clean, crisp embroidery that screams prepared cynicism

• Durable 100% polyester—because the future sure isn’t cotton-soft

• Mesh back: breathable, but offers zero protection from the coming storm

Care Instructions:

• Wipe clean with a damp cloth—just like society tries to wipe away your spirit.