💀 Billionaires Make the Best Fertilizer T-Shirt

Ah, yes—the perfect shirt for when your misanthropy meets your love of sustainable agriculture. Because what better way to say “eat the rich” than by implying they’d make a decent compost pile? This isn’t just a T-shirt—it’s a conversation starter, a statement piece, and a subtle reminder that wealth doesn’t decompose character.

Slip this on when you’re heading to a protest, a picnic, or just to the grocery store to glare at anyone buying “organic” avocados with a platinum Amex. Soft, breathable cotton ensures you’ll stay comfy while you contemplate the downfall of late-stage capitalism—or just while you scroll through news headlines muttering, “figures.”

This tee is for the cynics, the climate-conscious, and anyone who’s ever said, “eat the rich,” and meant it as a meal plan.

Why this shirt absolutely kills (metaphorically, of course):

🧵 100% Ring-Spun Cotton: Softer than a billionaire’s ego after a tax audit.

🌿 Ethically Made: Unlike the offshore labor that paid for someone’s third yacht.

✨ Fine-Knit Jersey: So smooth it’ll make you question why everything else in life feels like sandpaper.

🔖 Tear-Away Tag: Because even revolutionaries deserve comfort.

🔥 Bold Print: Screams “wealth redistribution,” but make it fashion.

Care instructions (you rebel, you):

Machine wash cold—like your disdain for corporate greed.
Tumble dry low—because the planet’s already warming up enough.
Do not bleach—seriously, we’ve seen enough whitewashing.
Do not iron on design—unless you’re into performance art.

The Billionaires Make the Best Fertilizer T-Shirt: for when you want to look casually anti-capitalist while staying cozy enough to overthrow the system (or at least complain about it online).