Go ahead. Say it with your chest.

Means exactly what it says.

Product features

• Reinforced shoulders to handle the weight of everyone else’s incompetence.

• Seamless design because you’re done dealing with things that fall apart under pressure.

• Ribbed collar that snaps back harder than your comebacks.

• Fabric tough enough to outlast your last three “it’s complicated” situations.

• 100% ethically-sourced US cotton, because even rage can be responsibly made.

Care instructions

• Wash cold, like your soul.

• Tumble dry low, like your tolerance.

• Do not iron—this attitude doesn’t wrinkle.

• No dry cleaning. This shirt doesn’t mingle with the soft.