⚾ Speak Schmuck to Power 3/4 Sleeve Baseball T-Shirt

Ah yes, the baseball tee. Because nothing screams “I peaked in Little League but now I just drink IPAs on patios” quite like a three-quarter sleeve shirt. Enter the Speak Schmuck to Power edition—the perfect top for people who want to look casually rebellious, but also need something soft enough to nap in after making one (1) witty remark at brunch.

This shirt is for the bold, the brave, and the schmucks who think “athleisure” means wearing sporty things while doing absolutely nothing athletic. The raglan sleeves say, “I could throw a ball if I wanted to,” while the comfy cotton whispers, “but I’d rather just binge another season of reality TV.”

Why this tee slaps (metaphorically):

• 🧵 100% Ring-Spun Cotton: So soft, you’ll start petting yourself in public.

• ✨ Fine-Knit Jersey: Fancy words for “it won’t feel like sandpaper against your skin.”

• 🕺 Raglan Sleeves: That diagonal seam that screams “yeah, I’ve read one article about vintage style.”

• 🔖 Tear-Away Tag: Because apparently we’re all one itchy seam away from a breakdown.

• 🌈 Reactive-Dyed: Translation: the color won’t betray you after one wash.

Care instructions (aka, things you’ll ignore):

• Machine wash cold, like your sense of humor.

• Tumble dry low, because medium is too much commitment.

• Do not bleach unless you’re intentionally going for “DIY sad tie-dye.”

• Do not iron on design unless you want abstract art no one asked for.

The Speak Schmuck to Power 3/4 Sleeve Baseball T-Shirt: not quite sporty, not quite fashion, but definitely the shirt you’ll end up wearing three days in a row because you “forgot” to do laundry.