Honestly, We Expected Better From You.

But here you are, once again, proving us right — and somehow you’ve earned this Tee. Maybe it’s for comfort. Maybe it’s to mask the unbearable weight of your own misdirected indignation. Either way, it fits. Literally. Designed for the kind of person who points fingers in every direction but inward, this tee works whether you’re lambasting family at a reunion, sulking through a birthday party, or loudly misreading the room at a graduation.

It’s soft. It’s breathable. It does nothing to stop you from being that person. But hey, at least you’ll look tragically comfortable doing it.

Product Features for the Blameless Wonder:

Crafted for women who prefer real-world style over virtual snake oil, this softstyle tee won’t crash overnight, rug-pull your closet, or require a 37-step wallet recovery phrase. It’s fashion for those who skipped the FOMO and kept their dignity (and dollars).

Perfect for brunch, errands, or silently roasting that guy at the party who keeps calling himself a “crypto futurist” while trying to expense his gas fees. Because while he’s explaining decentralized ownership to a houseplant, you’ll be out here… looking good in cotton.

Product Features

• Ribbed knit collar that holds its shape—unlike your buddy’s JPEG investments

• Shoulder tape for structure, not to be confused with the imaginary kind

• Double-needle stitching that, like your common sense, is surprisingly rare these days

• Side seams for actual stability (take notes, Ethereum bros)

• 100% ringspun cotton: soft, breathable, and never hosted on OpenSea

Care Instructions

• Machine wash: cold, like the dead eyes of NFT shillers

• Bleach: non-chlorine only—this shirt doesn’t need to be whitewashed like your losses

• Tumble dry: medium, unlike your risk tolerance

• Do not iron—it’s already hot enough from truth bombs

• Do not dry clean—it doesn’t need laundering like your favorite Discord group