Go ahead. Say it with your chest.

Subtlety is for cowards—and this shirt didn’t come here to whisper. The “Go Schmuck Yourself” tee is your personal billboard for telling the world exactly where to stick it, without wasting a single breath. Whether you’re dealing with micromanagers, mansplainers, or your third passive-aggressive group text of the day, this shirt has one job: burn bridges faster than you can block contacts.

Crafted from heavyweight cotton and a heavier dose of contempt, it’s perfect for casual Fridays, uncomfortable Thanksgivings, or any time someone dares to test your patience. Classic fit. Timeless message. Zero tolerance.

Crafted for women who prefer real-world style over virtual snake oil, this softstyle tee won’t crash overnight, rug-pull your closet, or require a 37-step wallet recovery phrase. It’s fashion for those who skipped the FOMO and kept their dignity (and dollars).

Perfect for brunch, errands, or silently roasting that guy at the party who keeps calling himself a “crypto futurist” while trying to expense his gas fees. Because while he’s explaining decentralized ownership to a houseplant, you’ll be out here… looking good in cotton.

Product Features

• Ribbed knit collar that holds its shape—unlike your buddy’s JPEG investments

• Shoulder tape for structure, not to be confused with the imaginary kind

• Double-needle stitching that, like your common sense, is surprisingly rare these days

• Side seams for actual stability (take notes, Ethereum bros)

• 100% ringspun cotton: soft, breathable, and never hosted on OpenSea

Care Instructions

• Machine wash: cold, like the dead eyes of NFT shillers

• Bleach: non-chlorine only—this shirt doesn’t need to be whitewashed like your losses

• Tumble dry: medium, unlike your risk tolerance

• Do not iron—it’s already hot enough from truth bombs

• Do not dry clean—it doesn’t need laundering like your favorite Discord group